Im still alive XD God must love me
I really love the Bathroom Readers series cause its full of amazing facts and quotes and trivia. I would like to share and give my opinions on some of the quotes and puzzles that I've discovered in the series
Quotes:
1) "If you do the thing you fear, the death of fear is certain" this is a quote by Mark Twain who's a humorist. This quote is funny because what if you fear death. Are you suppose kill yourself so your fear of death will be 'gone'. So obviously this quote doesn't work for every fear.
2) "Elvis was actually a republican" a quote by an idiot who thought if he stated that Elvis was a republican then he would be able to convert many others into his "republican" beliefs. Obviously didn't work cause the president of the US is democratic XD
3) "I knew my parents hated me cause my bath toys were a radio and a toaster." This quote was said by a comedian whose name I don't know, but is friggin hilarious XP
4) "My family was so poor, if I wasn't born a boy I wouldn't have anything to play with" Said by the same comedian whose name I don't know...dirty but funny XD
5) "My mom had morning sickness after I was born." Again another amazing quote by the unknown comedian
Puzzles:
1) What crime is punishible when attempted but not when committed?
2) A policeman was investigating a dead body found in an alleyway with a gun beside the body. Beside the body also lay a tape. The policeman took the tape and played it the tape said the following "I committed suicide because I became bankrupt" and then a gunshot was heard which concluded the end of the tape. The policeman filed the case as a homicide. Why did he file the case as a homicide instead of a suicide?
3) A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
4)Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
5) Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
-Fact of the Day:The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sounds that are always around you but are too quiet to hear or are not payed attention to
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OKAY SO SAMINA BASICALLY WROTE HALF THE BLOG AT MY PLACE AND JUST DIDN'T BOTHER FINISHING IT...I'LL POST IT ANYWAY -_- she can finish it later. - wasifa
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I'm done!! The bolded numbers are quotes and puzzles that have been added and of course the 'fact of the day'. If you would like to know the answers to the puzzles then please leave a comment and I shall reply asap. Enjoy!!
