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Quotes & Puzzles

Im still alive XD God must love me

I really love the Bathroom Readers series cause its full of amazing facts and quotes and trivia. I would like to share and give my opinions on some of the quotes and puzzles that I've discovered in the series

Quotes:

1) "If you do the thing you fear, the death of fear is certain" this is a quote by Mark Twain who's a humorist. This quote is funny because what if you fear death. Are you suppose kill yourself so your fear of death will be 'gone'. So obviously this quote doesn't work for every fear.

2) "Elvis was actually a republican" a quote by an idiot who thought if he stated that Elvis was a republican then he would be able to convert many others into his "republican" beliefs. Obviously didn't work cause the president of the US is democratic XD

3) "I knew my parents hated me cause my bath toys were a radio and a toaster." This quote was said by a comedian whose name I don't know, but is friggin hilarious XP

4) "My family was so poor, if I wasn't born a boy I wouldn't have anything to play with" Said by the same comedian whose name I don't know...dirty but funny XD

5) "My mom had morning sickness after I was born." Again another amazing quote by the unknown comedian

Puzzles:

1) What crime is punishible when attempted but not when committed?

2) A policeman was investigating a dead body found in an alleyway with a gun beside the body. Beside the body also lay a tape. The policeman took the tape and played it the tape said the following "I committed suicide because I became bankrupt" and then a gunshot was heard which concluded the end of the tape. The policeman filed the case as a homicide. Why did he file the case as a homicide instead of a suicide?

3) A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?

4)Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?

5) Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

-Fact of the Day:The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sounds that are always around you but are too quiet to hear or are not payed attention to

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OKAY SO SAMINA BASICALLY WROTE HALF THE BLOG AT MY PLACE AND JUST DIDN'T BOTHER FINISHING IT...I'LL POST IT ANYWAY -_- she can finish it later. - wasifa

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I'm done!! The bolded numbers are quotes and puzzles that have been added and of course the 'fact of the day'. If you would like to know the answers to the puzzles then please leave a comment and I shall reply asap. Enjoy!!

I'm Gonna Die?!?

I'm kind of in awe...so I got this phone call today and I noticed there wasn't any number or anything it just said "--", I was like okay whatever I'll see who it is and so I pick it up and say hello but nobody answers. I thought nothing of it and said hello again. And then that's when I heard it, the beep... and a scary robotic woman's voice that was designed to scare the shit out of me...that's exactly what it did. She said "you're going to die" and then the line gets disconnected. And then I stare at the phone in shock as I think 'Is this for real? wtf?'. My sister and I usually share a room but she said she's not sleeping in our room tonight because she actually believes I'm going to die.. great protective family I have -_- So if I don't write on this blog ever again you'll know why. I would like to thank Fatima and Rose for actually reading our blog regularly and Wasifa for accepting me for the idiot I am... please continue to post after my death

kk thanks for reading

BYE!!!

Fact of the Day: After every thousand years spring gets 2/3 of a day shorter

DONE ENGLISH FOREVER

Just finished my Grade 12 English exam. I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever have to touch a poem again. or learn what paradox is. or read another Shakespeare's play. EVER.

ANYWAY... NEW PERFUME SONG EEEE!! Can't wait for the full version to be out, this is the 2 min preview. Enjoy! (it's not the greatest but it's better than One Room Disco)



p.s. nocchi needs a haircut -_-

kya~

WATCH IT.



sah cute

The End of Life As We Knew It!

So exams are next week which means the school year is coming to an end :( This is our last year of high school and we're pretty bummed out. Even though we were stuck in a crowded building with superficial people there was something comforting about it. Spending six hours a day for four years in one place....you start to get attached to it. I'm kinda regretting not being involved as much as I should've been, I missed out on a lot of opportunities to meet new people and fully experience high school life. I really don't want to go to university, I hate adapting to new environments and I'm horrible with first impressions...basically I'm screwed -_- My first day at university as follows: I'll probably be late, which is no surprise, so by the time I get there all the cliques will be formed and the only seat left will be the one right up close to the prof, which is great if you intend on getting shitloads of spit on your face -_- I know this 'scenario' seems pretty ridiculous but it's the story of my life... so pity me ^^

kk Thanks

-Samina Singh

Fact of the Day: Ants are able to get drunk... and when they are they always fall to their right

Pudgie

So my new cute word is "pudgie" cos lets face it, it sort of sounds like "bunny" but with a p and ending with a dgie instead of nny.
I started calling all my friends "pudgie" but they took it the wrong way and thought I was calling them fat when really all I mean to say by "hi pudgie" is "you look nice today".
I called samina a pudgie and then she said "Pfft you're fatter than me okay"
How mean
I would never say that to a person.
I may be fat, but at least I understand human compassion.
Also, pudgie is a compliment.
It means you're cute.
am i high? no. lack of sleep makes you insane
srslihorhe bye
XD